LIGHT METAL < HEAVY METAL
i sort of have an affinity for not telling people about things. but i feel compelled to tell (you) about this. take it as advice, or complaining, or warning or whatever. do not live with some one you dont know. they will lie to you, steal, cheat in anyway that they can. do not live with ANYONE! period. people suck, heavy metal doesnt.
some people dont care about anything other than themselves. most people are like that for a certain time, i know i was. but once you get out of that vicious self centered downward spiral, you realize how fucked you actually were. how much of an asshole you could be. and how selfish you could be. i dont know what makes a person immortal but, if you think you are, chances are your probably wrong. you just love your self too much (too much)
when you live with another human being, nothing is yours anymore, im talking nothing! everything is fair game, apparently. your bed, your food, your money, your fucking shoes. having to wash your hands after touching your toothbrush isnt something that many people enjoy. i thought i was immortal, but the fact remains i probably just loved myself too much to break it to myself that i wasnt.
some people figure it out later than others. some of my friends have figured it out, and some havent. my reality check came in the form of a latino rapper named tony. he got me stoned, we talked, he made me realize a fuck of a lot in just two hours. i wont get into it, but you can imagine what we talked about, can’t you?
if i could live with anything id want it to be heavy metal. so dirty, so loud, so bad ass, yet it shuts off when you want it off. STOP THE RECORD. why cant other people be like records? i dont know, mabey because im not that persuasive, or dont actually care that much. or mabey cause its harder to get ahold of people than a volume knob.
see, living with heavy metal would eliminate all of the crap and save everything rad. it would never lie about not having money for food, or to pay you back when you lent it money to pay some one else back. my food would stay in the fridge untouched if i left for a couple hours not out on the counter, half eaten and going bad. it would bring me joy, when ive hd a shitty day at work, or one too many visits to the doctor. or if i wiped out on the fucking ice in -20 degree weather.
the list goes on. mabey i should start a blog to write about all of the reasons why heavy metal is better than people. or mabey i should go to church…….
fuck the latter
